Moral the Traveling Wombat

The next day I was out and about. The first big stop was the Tower of London. This is where they keep the crwon jewels. I didn't get to see them, but I heard that there were guys there with machine guns protecting it. I guess my owners thought that a stuffed wombat would ahve caused a scene. Oh well, I think I would look good with a gold crown. I wonder if they make them in a size XXXS more wombats like me...